lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

lightningflies:

I HAVE BEEN WATCHING THIS FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES IT HASN’T STOPPED BEING FUNNY YET

(via deathnoteoflove)

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

thisfeliciaday:

I guess I can retire now.

breadmaakesyoufat:

my dad walked behind me while i was making this.

(via deathnoteoflove)

comeforcake:

comeforcake:

No shame in my game..

Hey, hey.. It’s me 

comeforcake:

comeforcake:

No shame in my game..

Hey, hey.. It’s me 

(via extreme-state-of-euphoria)

brendon-urie-the-raging-homo:

yrmaw:

harrysgettinhead:

british people are so fucking cute

they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’

they called sweaters ‘jumpers’

sneakers are ‘trainers’

they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’

i quit

fuck off you condescending twat

Most British sentence I’ve ever heard

(via notmysecret)

(via toxicgrin)

scottowilliams:

Someone ripped the head off a Cinderella plush, but luckily we had a Chris Pratt button on hand.

scottowilliams:

Someone ripped the head off a Cinderella plush, but luckily we had a Chris Pratt button on hand.

(via lipscopperwire)

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

toothpast:

103312:

asperatus cloud

asparagus my ass tuRN THE FUCK AROUND

(via marissadtd)